damn girl are you liquid eyeliner because i have no idea what i’m supposed to do with you and i’m kinda scared
FIFTY SHADES OF DOGE
"I’ve written a song for my wife."
Fred was married 72 years to his wife. He wrote a song for her when he saw a songwriting contest advertised in the paper, and he couldn’t resist writing one for her. She had just passed a month earlier.
They had been together since the 30′s.
96 years old, Fred couldn’t play an instrument or sing, so he simply mailed in his lyrics, attaching his story in the letter. When the studio holding the contest saw his song and read his letter, they decided to record it for him and play the song for him to hear.
Grab some tissues before you watch this.
im gonna fill the hole in my heart with concert tickets and vinyls and acoustic sing alongs and new albums and old albums and good lyrics and bad lyrics and lyrics i want to tattoo across every inch of my skin and harmonies and melodies im gonna inject good music into my fuckin viens
Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck.
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550kg
more metal than the left side of the periodic table
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