Dragon daddy who loves his baby.
DYING OF CUTE! <3
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
Unintentionally sexually suggestive cartoons. This is why the Internet was created.
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
I don’t understand why anytime a woman stands up for herself, she’s crazy. I mean, for a guy to be called crazy, he’s gotta be a homeless crackhead talking to pigeons. For a woman to be called crazy, she just has to talk.
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire
you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn
I’d buy it if it was in black.
Just some beers. #headytopper #petitmutant #moderntimes #holygrail
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
the moment everyone peed themselves
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